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The Groms' New Stoke, chapter 2

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Start: 11-26-10
Finish: 11-28-10

WhazzupPeeps: Glad ya got a chuckle out of the argument part. If you guessin' the Yzma role for Captain Ron and the Kronk role for Tuna, Betty & CC, you guessed right. As for Captain Ron's latest scheme, here's your chance to find out.

The Cullens of Death Metal: Oh yeah, so many questions, so little time. Guess there's one one way to find out :)!

Woahnessness: Glad ya like it, particularly the Fin & Lo arguin' part. And to answer your question: I guess I just have a likin' for Disney movies. 'Nuff said.

Edit: Set it to the first season of Stoked, with the alternate take on 'Boards of Glory', dubbed 'Grandma's Got Stoke' by WhazzupPeeps, with a cameo for Amanda McCloud, if that's okay with him.

Chapter 2: The Revenge Plot

"GUYS!" A fat man yelled. "YOU'RE ALMOST LATE! AGAIN!" This man wore khaki shorts, an unbuttoned blue shirt over a white T-shirt, designer
shoes, and a captain hat.

Tuna, Betty, and Captain Clam ran up to him and gave him a salute.

"Alright, I called you three here -again- because I've come up with yet another brr-riliant plan!" the fat man. "And this time, I'm sure it'll work!"

"Uh, Captain Ron, no offense, that's what you said last time when you used the Clam-apult on Bummer to deprive the hotel of the manager by launching him to nowhere and he walked back to them without a scratch." Captain Clam pointed out.

"And I say it will this time!" Captain Ron barked back. The trio trembled in his presence.

"So..." Betty uttered. "What plan you cooked up this time?" she asked.

"I was hoping one of you would ask." Captain Ron said.

"Alright, everyone, check out this piece of work." said narrator Fin.

"The dude who needs to lose some pounds- that's their boss, Captain Ron." Narrator Reef announced.

"He's an archrival of my dad, and they've been punking each other for years, and this year's gonna be no exception." Narrator Lo added.

"In case you haven't guessed, the surfers and the mascot are his cronies." Narrator Broseph said.

"We suppose you're all wondering what Captain Ron and his minion trio have to do with those prehistoric animals we mentioned?" Narrator Johnny stated aloud.

"Well, before we get to that, let's get to the events that spurred the dino catastrophe into action." Narrator Emma tacked on.

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It was yet another tandem surfing contest between Surfer's Paradice and Captain Ron's. The opposing surf teams were already halfway through the contest, and Surfer's Paradice was winning. Johnny and Kahuna were the surf judges. The surfers in the contest now were Reef and Fin against Tuna and Betty. Kelly was on her jetski as a referee to catch anyone who cheats in the act. Reef & Fin struggled to work together -thanks to Amanda& Lo's persuasion and advice- and pulled through.

Reef and Fin pulled a one-handed stand, a level-ten move that won the previous tandem surf contest. Only Fin stood on one hand atop Reef's, something they had never done before. Tuna and Betty couldn't believe they had lost! Again! They planned to use
cattle-strength muscle relaxant sunscreen on the opposing surfers by anonymously delivering it to them, but offered them sunblock by mistake. But to compensate, they did melt off the surf wax off their board. Too bad that backfired, too, thanks to Fin's quick thinking using Reef's bubble gum for grip.

Speaking of Tuna & Betty, they were so stunned they hadn't seen looked where they were going... until Betty saw a bunch of rough rocks! This got Tuna's attention and in a desperate attempt to avoid hitting them, Tuna pulled an emergency break he installed into the board for just such an occasion. Seriously, who installs emergency brakes on a surfboard?! It stopped their surfboard. Too bad it sent Tuna and Betty flying off the board, and they got smacked around like beachballs by a few random dolphins -where did they come from?!- before Tuna landed on his kiwis onto a rock, and Betty crash-landed onto him, putting him in further pain, before rolling off into the waters!

"Yeouch!" Narrator Emma exclaimed.
"Now, THAT'S gotta hurt!" Narrator Johnny stated.

"And the winner of this year's Tandem Surfing Contest is, Reef Volotres & Fin McCloud! Surfer's Paradise wins!" Kahuna announced. The crowd went wild, and Amanda applauded for their teamwork! As for Tuna & Betty, they were still reeling in pain from the harsh landing. Captain Ron, upset he lost once again -more so when Amanda showed him up after his comment on age-, took his leave grumbling and took Captain Clam with him, got on his speedboat, drove off, picked Tuna & Betty up, and went away.

And good riddance to you, sir!” Amanda called out.

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All six groms felt better about themselves as they worked. Emma served some customers with a smile on her face and getting all their orders right, even Kelly was approving of her progress. Broseph was creatively (and legally) delivering guests' luggage from hotel
entrance to guest room. Johnny was getting a lot of positive calls lately. Reef was instructing lots of students, dudette & dude, young & old alike, without any complaints. As for Fin and Lo, the messes were even easier to pick up, much to their relief. Even Bummer was in a better mod, much to the groms' relief. Clearly they have all had a VERY productive day!

"Oh, yeah baby, everything at Surfer's Paradise was FINALLY going our way." Narrator Reef blabbed.

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There were three short pedestals with a bust of Mr. & Ms. Ridgemount and Bummer's heads, each smashed with a mallet!

"Or... so we thought." said Narrator Fin.

"They can't get rid of me that easily!" Captain Ron yelled in frustration as he paced in his office. He walked away to one side of his office, then came back to the pedestals, now with the busts of Reef, Johnny, and Broseph's heads on them, courtesy of Tuna,
Betty, and Captain Clam, respectively.

"Just who do those simple-minded dinosaurs think they are?! Do they- Reef's smug face, a little to the right." He blurted out. Tuna bopped the Reef bust with his hip to reposition it. Then Captain Ron smashed the three new busts and walked away to
the other side of his office.

"- Have any idea who those groms are dealin' with?!" He yelled. Then he turned back to the middle, now with the busts of Fin, Emma, and Lo on the pedestals, the Fin one of which was turned around so it faces Ron.

"How could I keep losing to those modernized neanderthals?! I have two great surfers, yet we lose to the Ridgemounts again, and again, and again!" shouted Captain Ron, as he
smashed the busts.

"Yeah. You'd think this'd turn out any better." Tuna McGillis stated.

"Yeah, ya would think that." Captain Ron in an irritated tone as he handed the mallet to Tuna as he continued pacing.

"Well, it's a lot better that you're takin' your frustration out on these busts instead of us or those six groms, huh? Well, guess we better get back to work before we get any more strikes." said Betty Sandstone. Then Captain Ron suddenly stopped with his face lit
up, turned around and ran back to his cohort trio.

"That it, you guys! That's it!" Captain Ron exclaimed, shaking Betty in excitement. "You know the major policy Bummer always tells those six groms?"

"Always wear shoes to work?" asked Tuna.

"Never wear golf shoes with khaki shorts?" asked Betty.

"Keep your shirt buttoned up while on duty?" asked Captain Clam.

Captain Ron gave them an incredulous look.

"No, you homespun idiots!" Captain Ron said in annoyance. "Three strikes and you're out! We put those six groms to sleep, make 'em get a third strike, and get 'em kicked out of their jobs! With them out of the way, and nobody else lookin' for their jobs, business at Surfer's Paradise begins to unravel, and my rival goes out of business! Brrrilliant!" He explained.

"So, how's that work with us having lost again and all?" asked Captain Clam.

"The only ones who know about are the thirteen of us, soon to be the seven of us!" Captain Ron said. The thirteen he referred to were Reef, Fin, Johnny, Emma, Broseph, Lo, Archimedes & Nancy Ridgemount, Bummer, Tuna, Betty, Captain Clam and himself.

"And we're among those seven, right?" Tuna and Betty asked in unison.

"Oh, yeah! Tuna McGillis, Betty Sandstone, Captain Clam, follow me, to the secret lab!" Captain Ron announced to them, arm raised and twirled index finger pointing upwards.

They ran to hotel's cargo bay, specifically a corner of it with what looked a giant clam statue with a hat between two 'eyes'. Captain Ron stopped in front of it, hands to his hips and a grin on his face, while Tuna, Betty, and Captain Clam stopped to the clam
head.

"Pull the lever, Tuna!" Captain Ron commanded, as he pointed his left index finger up to the sky. Tuna pulled the right eye down, which turned out to be the lever. Too bad this one triggered a ridiculously large trapdoor (large enough to hold at least a few large dinosaurs, if they were still alive today)... under Captain Ron's feet!

"WRONG LEVVEEERRRR!!!" he shouted in surprise as he fell in. The trio walked to the open trapdoor, lean carefully to see into the pit and said "Huh?"
Then they turned their attention to a side door as it opened and out came... Captain Ron, annoyed, soaking wet, and now he had... a shark biting onto his big, fat rump!

"Okay, is there a reason I even HAVE that lever in the first place?!" Captain Ron asked in irritation. He then shook his butt to try to get fish off him once, twice with more effort, but to no avail. He sighed in exasperation.

"Could someone gimme me a hand here?" asked Captain Ron. Then Captain Clam came over to try to remove the shark, only for the cartilaginous fish to let go to try and take a bite out of him! Luckily, Captain Ron grabbed it by the head (away from the teeth!),
dragged it to the pit he fell into, and threw the shark back into it!

"Outta my way!" Captain Ron shouted as the Betty and Tuna stepped aside, Captain Clam right behind him. Captain Ron pulled the left eye lever, which triggered the space they were standing on -which turned out to be a revolving door big enough for three T-rexes- to spin one-hundred-eighty degrees, taking them to the other side of the wall... and into what looked like a rail car modeled after Captain Clam's head, with enough room for four people, with the back widened to accommodate Captain Clam and the surfer duo. And
behind it was what seemed to be a cargo rail-car big enough for a whale. What would they do with that?

The trio sat in the back, while their boss sat in the front. The bars came down to secure them in place, aided by the seat belts they buckled up. Then a recording sounded from the loudspeakers.

"Please remain seated and keep your arms & legs in at all times." The recording said in Captain Clam's voice. Then the rail moved forward... and down they went! It was hooked to the track like a roller coaster! In fact, it was one! They went straight down,
then into a loop-d-loop, and hard left.

"I THINK I JUST LEFT MY LUNCH BACK THERE!" Tuna screamed.
"TOO MUCH INFORMATION, TUNA!" The others screamed.

Then they went into a corkscrew, then hard right, then they got on bulls eye-marked spots on the track, which bounced them from bulls eye to bulls eye, left, left, right, left, right, right, all while going forward, until they landed back on a rail-track and hit a glowing green circle with curved arrow along the inner rim, which spun them and sent them further along the same track, but going backwards!

"Why do we even have that?" Betty & Tuna asked. Before anyone could answer, they hit another such green circle at the corner, which spun them around two-hundred-seventy degrees, now going forward, and just in time, too, as they hit some glowing arrows between forward-spinning wheels that accelerated their ride, taking them so fast their lips flapped from the speed of the thrust, showing their teeth. The ride ended when they went past the Captain Clam-shaped drawbridge that closed after they went in.

The rail car hit the shock-absorbing rail-guard, which catapulted the quartet out the rail-car and onto a giant cushion below... in lab-coats and goggles. Then they ran off the lab - which was full of wacky stuff like the DNA-shaped vial cabinet and table packed with
potions & test tubes & whatnot -, discussing how to put Captain Ron's latest evil plan into action. Captain Ron was grinning like crazy as he plotted.

"Now... how shall I do it?" He wondered. "I've got it! I'll turn them into harmless little cockroaches. Then I'll put them in a box, then put that box in another one, then mail it to myself, and when it arrives, ahahahaha! I'll keep them hidden until Archimedes's hotel goes outta business, then reveal them to my rival, and change them back, just before giving them the boot!" Captain Ron announced his plan.

"It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant! Ingenious, I tell ya!" He blabbed. When he did, he accidentally knocked a test tube full of some unknown formula. It fell into a flowerpot, and in a puff of purple smoke, the plant in it was burnt to a crisp and fell off, to which they gave a stunned look.

"Or to save on postage..." Captain Ron reconsidered. "I'll just slip this into their drinks!" He picked up a vial filled with some light gray liquid, which he believed to induce sleep to whoever drank it. Then handed it to Tuna, who now held it
up.

"Take it, guys." Captain Ron said, sanding his hands together as he grinned. "Oh, feel the power.""Oh, I can feel it." Tuna, Betty, Captain Clam said simultaneously.

"My moment of triumph approaches!" Captain Ron blabbed, cackling like mad as he did so before raising his arms with open hands like a madman. "It's DELIVERY TIME!"

"Oh, boy, this ain't gonna be good." Narrator Reef said.
"Now, this is where the crisis really started." Narrator Fin said.
"And it's gonna go south, really quick." Narrator Broseph put in.
"The following
turn of events shall make sense."
Narrator Lo added.

The second chapter of my fanfic, where the groms' major adventure starts off.

Oh, this is definitely NOT gonna be good for the groms, nuh-uh! And yes, Captain Ron's playin' the role of Yzma and Tuna, Betty, & Captain Clam the role of Kronk, in case y'all haven't guessed. How are they gonna give the groms the sleeper drinks? What methods will they use? Find out in the next chapter!
And P.S. the 'coaster ride to the lab' scene -the turnaround panel, the bouncy bulls-eye panels, the accelerator arrows- was an idea I got from The Emperor's New Groove Action Game. Thought I'd put that there for kicks.

R&R, y'all! And no flames or negative criticism! Got it?


Chapter 1: [link]
Chapter 3: [link]
Chapter 4: [link]
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