Paleo-Beast-Emperor

Helena, the little Danish girl ran playfully through the forest, on the outskirts of her village. It was late Autumn in the Scandinavian woodlands, and already, the leaves had changed their colours, and now littered the ground. It was around this time when the first snowflakes began to fall, and little Helena wanted to be outside to enjoy the last of the autumn breeze, before hibernating herself in her family’s hut for the long winter months ahead. Her mother however, had warned her not to stray too far into the forest, or she would lose her way, and something dark would drag her back into it’s hole. But as with most children, Helena did not heed her mother’s warning, and went further and further into the woods. Helena continued running past the white-barked trees, and continued on until she stopped from being out of breathe. Once Helena had caught up with her breathing, a chilling dread washed over her. The forest was dark and silent. There were no birds singing, nor insects chirping,

In the days when Titans ruled the Earth, and Monsters ruled the seas, there was the fierce and primeval land of Dinova, where the Dinosaur was king, and Man was the Beast. And there was Shira, of the Cycanian People. Eight years old and adorned with golden-sun hair and midnight-blue eyes, born to the great Neanderthal chieftain; Rokkr, and a mother she had never known. Between the Great Fern Sea and the Conifer Barrens, she lived. Her people: the Cycanians, were a proud and hardy tribe, and hunting was their way of life. Shira marvelled at the hero hunters of her tribe, and dreamed of one day becoming a strong and fearless warrior like them. Shira would often spend her time around the best hunters of the tribe, and revel in their prized kills and the stories they brought back with them, of the beasts they’ve hunted and the places they’ve seen. But her favourite stories came from her father. Shira’s father would tell her stories of an ancient race of warriors who came to their land

8:00 AM, Thursday – The Year: 2187 Zoe woke up at the sound of her space capsule opening with a hiss, as all around her, the other members of her crew woke up with groggy voices. Most of the crew were men, so it would always be the same conversation first thing in the morning. One guy was talking about how good he slept, another guy about how he was craving steak and eggs, and then another guy -much to Zoe’s disgust, talked about how he dreamed about anal with his girlfriend. -The usual macho shit. Zoe never said a word. She never really liked to talk much, especially around these kinds of guys. They were all huge-ass, ripped marines, and she was his 5’2ft 17-year old girl, who had the displeasure of getting wolf-whistled at by some of the more repulsive members of the crew. Why Hell, just the other day, one asshole snuck up behind her and groped her ass. Zoe didn’t want to be here. But as bad as this ship was, it’s nothing compared to what’s back on Earth. Earth was literally a

At a regular neighborhood, on a pretty normal house, lived a teenager who could be easily be pass off as a Seth Rogen stunt double. Really, the resemblance between them are so similar, it's uncanny. This guy's called Sam, and you wouldn't even need to be know him well to see that he's nothing but a videogame nerd. But there was a thing in special that kept him apart from the other stereotypical basement-dweller gamers. The thing in question, is that he was able to afford himself a real, pretty girlfriend! And the way they've met for the first time was an exciting story of itself. Some years ago, he got invited for Season 4 of Canada's most-watched reality show, 'Total Drama'. After the latest seasons which took place on a movie set and worldwide, Chris McLean, the host of the show, felt that it was time to go back to basics. So, he went back to the island that started it all: Camp Wawanakwa! Except that it was full of toxic waste and more radioactive stuff which made the